Dirt Cake

What do you do when your children get too old for Trick or Treat?  Or how do compromise when you think they are too old to be Trick or Treating but they don’t think so?  What we did in our household was to create a party right at home.  If I recall correctly, parents and children were in mutual agreement to not go out and knock on doors.  We hosted a party with yummy food and treats.  I am not one to go overboard with decorations.  I was raised with Argentine customs.  So, decorations are at a minimum.  For my taste, it’s just enough to make it festive without going crazy.  I like for it to be fun without taking over the house.  Part of our celebration included Alfred Hitchcock movies and Dirt Cake.  I would mound the Dirt Cake over some covered cardboard as if it were a newly dug grave with a tombstone and a wax hand coming out of it.  I, also, added gummy worms to the cake.  I remember this fondly.  The cake is not a memorable bite but if it is made correctly, it looks just like dirt. So fun.

This year, I wanted to bring a Halloweeny treat to my fellow volunteers at the food locker.  I decided that a dirt cake is hard to contain and to serve and, face it, we are there to work.  I didn’t want the cake to be too distracting.  So, I decided for cupcakes.  They worked OK.  I had to fill them in a muffin tin because the paper cups were too filmsy.  I saw on Pinterest where someone filled a transparent plastic cup with dirt cake.  Not a bad idea.  I might try it next year.  I added a wooden spoon that loosely represented a shovel or trowel but was there so that people would not peel the paper back and try to eat it like a regular cupcake.

Now, if you follow my blog at all, you know that I like to make things from scratch.  I think they taste so much better than anything packaged or precooked.  I do not make anything from scratch with this recipe because it would take a lot of time and the purpose, I think, of all this is the impression it makes and not necessarily the taste.  But you are welcome to make everything from scratch if you like and I am sure it will be delicious.  The Oreo Cookies are ground up to fine crumbs which looks like wet dirt.  In the past, I have ground them to crumbs that look like potting soil.  If you leave them a little bigger, the white center looks like the white perlite in potting soil.  It’s up to you.  This second method is better if you are filling a flower pot and putting a cute silk flower on top.

Ingredients

1 Chocolate Cake Mix (made according to directions in a 9 x 13 inch pan)

1 Brownie Mix (made according to directions in a 9 x 13 inch pan)

1 small pkg. Jello Chocolate Pudding Mix -NOT THE INSTANT KIND! (made according to directions.

1 pkg. Oreo cookies

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While Chocolate Pudding is cooling, Process cookies in blender or food processor.  The Oreos can be fine crumbs.

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To assemble, break Cake and Brownies into small chunks in a large bowl.  Add the Pudding and mix with a wooden spoon.  Add 1/2 Cookie crumbs and mix.

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Put Chocolate mixture into the container of your choice and top off with the rest of Oreo crumbs.

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To make the little ghosts or tombstones you need Pepperidge Farm’s Milano Cookies, White Chocolate or Wilton’s White Wafers, a little Semi-Sweet Chocolate and pre-made black Icing.

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Melt the White Chocolate and spoon into a small plastic bag.  Cut a corner and squeeze it onto the Cookie.  I stood them on a cookie rack and after they hardened, I melted the Semi-Sweet Chocolate.  Using a toothpick I made the eyes and mouth.  Insert into the cake.  I just wrote RIP with the Icing on the Cookie for the tombstone.

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I hope you and yours have a Happy and Safe Halloween.  Until next time…

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Pear Upside-Down Cake

This recipe comes from Martha Stewart.  It is simpler than the Bon Appétit one but it’s not your one bowl wonder.  I recently posted the Bon Appétit recipe.  Search for it if you haven’t seen it yet.  I hope you try both and tell me which one you like best.  I think this one is lighter than the BA one but it doesn’t have the depth of flavor.  I think this Martha Stewart one is more of a Summer dessert and the BA recipe more for Fall.  You be the judge.

Speaking of judging, I have been thinking a lot about judgment lately.   I usually leave these philosophical topics for my personal journal but I have shared so many things with you that… what the heck.  In fact, there are times that I am surprised by people who know facts and details of my life that I don’t often share.  When they see my astonishment, they tell me that they read it in my blog.  I forget how much I share with you.  I thank you for reading.  I have felt judged a lot by friends lately. I feel judged when I am given unsolicited advice.  Advice that doesn’t take into account my ideas, thoughts or feelings hurts.  It seems to me that if one person does not solicit advice from another person, then whatever the advice given will sound judgmental.  Sometimes a person just needs to share or maybe be given a sympathetic, “Really!”  I’m just saying… That is how I feel about that.

On to more thoughts on judging, I am so happy to say that I have been invited to the 2017 Los Angeles Extra Virgin Olive Oil Competition in March of 2017.  Have you noticed that EVOO is starting to go on sale?  Do you remember why?  That’s right!  Olive Oil is in full production here in the Northern Hemisphere.  Stores are trying to get rid of last years oils to make room for new oils.  I think that in November we will begin to see 2016 Olio Nuovo and other EVOO’s.  So, if you must buy, buy small and use it up so that you can make room for the freshly milled bottles.

This Pear Upside-Down Cake does not use any olive oil but it does use a few bowls.  It has the usual creaming of butter and sugar and the second bowl with the dry ingredients that are incorporated into each other.  The kicker is the third bowl which has the egg whites that are beaten until stiff and then folded in to the batter.  The eggs whites seem like an extra step to a cake batter but it does make the cake very light and lovely.  It’s worth the clean up.

Ingredients

You need an iron skillet to bake this cake.

 

4 Tbls. Unsalted Butterimg_6004

1/2 cup packed Light Brown Sugar

3 Ripe Pears, (Barlett or Anjou), peeled and cored

1 1/2 cups Unbleached Flour

2 tsp. Baking Powder

1/4 tsp. Salt

8 Tbls. (1 stick) Unsalted Butter

1 cup Sugar

1 tsp. Vanilla Extract

2 large Eggs, separated

1/2 cup Whole Milk

1/4 tsp. Cream of Tartar

Melt Butter in the bottom of a 10 1/2 inch cast iron skillet over low heat.  Add Brown Sugar, stir until dissolved.  Swirl to coat bottom of pan.  Remove from heat and cool.  Cut Pears into 1/4 inch wedges.

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Arrange in a circular pattern over the Brown Sugar.  Set aside.

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Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  In a medium bowl, whisk Flour, Baking Powder and Salt.

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In the bowl of an electric mixer with the paddle attachment, cream Butter and Sugar on medium speed until light and fluffy, about 2 minutes.  Add Vanilla Extract and combine.  Add Egg Yolks, one at a time, beating each one well.

Add on low speed the Flour mixture alternating with Milk to the Butter mixture until the Flour is incorporated.

In a large bowl, beat Egg Whites and Cream of Tartar with a hand mixer until stiff but not dry.  With a rubber spatula, fold Egg Whites into the batter.  Transfer to the skillet without disturbing the Pears.  Smooth the batter with spatula.

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Bake 45 minutes or until well brown and cake tester comes out clean.

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Run a knife around the inside of pan and immediately inver the cake onto a serving dish.  Serve warm or at room temperature.

 

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Until next time, remember to eat well, drink well and live well.

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Spiced Pear Upside-Down Cake

This is the second Upside-Down Cake I have made this year.  The first Pear Upside-Down Cake was from Martha Stewart.  I’ll be passing along that recipe soon.  It was quick and easy, light and sweet – a good recipe.  This recipe comes from Bon Appétit.  There are other variations that I have come across of this particular recipe.  I couldn’t stay true to it which really bothers me.  I like to follow a recipe exactly before I tinker with it.  There are some recipes that I try that I really can’t touch because they are perfect as they are.  The problem I found with this one is that it called for Pomegranate Molasses.  I searched my supermarkets and even the more exclusive ones didn’t carry it.  I came to find out a day later, that it is a Middle Eastern staple and that I could have made it at home.  I found a variation that was developed by Farm Fresh To You, you know, the organic vegetable home delivery people.  They took out the Pomegranate Molasses all together.  They probably had a hard time finding it, too!  Instead they substituted it with regular Molasses and Maple Syrup.  This made me think that Pomegranate Molasses is sweeter than regular, hence the addition of the syrup.  They, also, took out the Cardamon and added Ginger and Nutmeg.

I decided to use regular Molasses with just a drop of Maple Syrup but I kept the Cardamon.  It’s a lovely spice with pears.  I’ve used it in other cakes and it just elevates the flavor.  So, I will make this recipe again with the correct Molasses and let you know what I think.  Of course, the important thing is for you to figure out what you think, right?  But I will give you my opinion anyway, solicited or not…

Have I told you that I have become fanatical with audiobooks?  I have mentioned it to everyone else, so, dear readers, I should come clean with you.  Alongside my paper book or two, I listen to one or two audiobooks all at the same time.  But the audiobooks, if they are read well, are fabulous!  It reminds me of Third Grade with Miss Claire reading to the class after lunch.  I loved that time of day.  She was such a good reader and made everything come alive.  Right now, I’m listening to 32 Yolks: from my mother’s table to working the line by Eric Ripert.  The gentleman who reads it speaks a lovely French and will read the characters’ dialogue in English but with a French accent.  It’s so delightful.  I must say that after hours and hours of listening to the story, I’m talking out loud with a French accent.  It’s a good thing that it is only coming out when I’m in the kitchen talking to myself or the dogs.  It would be so embarrassing to do this in public.  I have caught myself in time.  Whew!  It’s a great read but I don’t think I would enjoy it half as much as listening to it on my phone.  Interestingly enough, I took French in college and really didn’t like it.  I stuck with Russian.  I am finding, lately, that I am curious of the French culture and cuisine.  I didn’t realize it, until I looked on my bookshelf and saw how many books I have bought relating to the French.  Maybe I should take up learning the language again.  For now, I will keep listening to Eric Ripert’s story and practicing my fake French accent with the dogs.

Ingredients

2 Tbsp. Unsalted Butter, plus extra for the pan

1/12 cups Unbleached Flour, plus extra for the pan

3 Tbsp. Fresh Orange Juice

1/4 cup Molasses

1 Tbsp. Maple Syrup

1 3/4 cups Sugar

4 small ripe Bosc pears, peeled, cored and halved lengtimg_6259hwise

1 cup Unsalted, Roasted Walnuts

1 1/2 tsp. Baking Powder

1/2 tsp. Baking Soda

1/2 tsp. Kosher Salt

1/4 tsp. Ground Cardamom

4 Eggs

1tsp. finely grated Orange Zest

1 cup Olive Oil

(Oops! There’s an ingredient missing in the picture.  Can you figure out which one it is?)

The Bon Appétit recipe calls for a 10″ cake pan that is at least 2″ deep.  I don’t own one, so I used my iron skillet and it worked like a dream.

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  Butter the cake pan and line bottom with a  parchment round.  Flour the sides of the pan.

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Cook Orange Juice, Molasses, Maple Syrup, 1/4 cup Sugar, and 2 Tbsp. Butter in a medium skillet (NOT THE SKILLET WITH PARCHMENT PAPER AND FLOUR! A clean skillet.)  over medium heat, stirring until Sugar is dissolved and mixture is slightly reduced, about 4 minutes.  Place Pears, cut-side up, in skillet and cook until juices release.  Do not disturb for 3 minutes or so.  Turn the Pears over and cook another 3 minutes until slightly softened.  Let cool slightly, then arrange Pears, cut side down, in prepared pan – cake pan or iron skillet.

Return the skillet with Orange Juice and Molasses mixture to medium heat and cook liquid until thickened and syrupy, about 5 minutes.

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Pour syrup over Pears and freeze while you prepare the batter.  Do not freeze solid!

Meanwhile, pulse Walnuts and 1 1/2 cups Flour in food processor until Walnuts are finely ground.  Pulse in Baking Powder, Baking Soda, Salt and Cardamon.

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Using an electric mixer on medium beat Eggs, Orange Zest and 1 1/2 cups Sugar in a medium bowl until pale and fluffy, about 5 minutes.

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Fold in dry ingredients in 2 addition, making sure they are fully incorporated before adding more.

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Gradually add the Olive Oil while mixing.

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Pour batter over Pears and smooth.

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Set pan on a foil-lined baking sheet.  This is to catch any droppings.  (My iron skillet did not overflow.  So next time, I will forget the baking sheet.)  Bake until a cake tester comes out clean about 50 – 60 minutes.  Let cool on wire rack for 15 – 20 minutes.  Run a knife around the edges and invert it on to a dish.  Remove parchment and let cool completely.

It is complicated but worth it.  It has a delicate complexity of tastes that I am sure you will enjoy.

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So as they say in French: Bon Appétit! – sorry I couldn’t help myself.

Remember eat well, drink well, live well.  See you soon.

 

Cookies and Cream Cupcakes

Last Tuesday, I had a visiting chef at my home.  She is all of 11 years old and the daughter of a friend that I have known since Eighth Grade, not my Eighth Grade, my friend’s Eighth Grade.  My friend is considerably younger than I.  This sweet young chef, Emma, will be coming to cook or bake with me every so often.  I thought I would be teaching her some techniques but really she has enough expertise to get around the kitchen pretty well.  The plan is for her to chose a recipe and we, then, get together and chat, stir and sample our way to a yummy dish.  Her choice this week was Cookies and Cream Cupcakes.  She is a lover of Oreo cookies, so this recipe was a perfect beginning.

Emma brought a Martha Stewart recipe over and we spent a few hours deciphering the directions and putting them into practice.  She moved around the kitchen knowing what she was doing.  I just observed.  I did step in when we were using the food processor to crush the Oreos.  I had originally thought of having her smash the cookies in a plastic bag with a rolling pin until I saw the quantity of cookies – 22!  That’s when I took out the processor.  The only other time I stepped in a little was with the Cookies and Cream Buttercream which begins with a bain Marie and that can get a little treacherous, plus whisking for a few minutes is tiring.

The cupcakes are a nice batter made of buttermilk and cocoa with an Oreo cookie surprise in the middle.  I didn’t try one, although I sampled everything, taking licks from the spatula and mixer paddle in the end.  Emma was a little disappointed when she first bit into the cupcake and found that the cookie doesn’t keep its crunch.  That makes sense but my first reaction was the same as Emma’s – What???

The frosting was a recipe I had never done before.  Whisking egg whites and sugar in a double boiler and then beating them until glossy was something I had never encountered in a frosting recipe.  When you add the butter and vanilla, the frosting curdles, or at least that’s how it looks.  I freaked out that we had done something wrong but if you keep mixing it, it will eventually come out smooth and creamy.  And there is lots and lots of frosting.  The original picture shows a cupcake with as much frosting as cake.  So, pile it on.

I hope that you invite a young one into your kitchen to cook this week.  I found it so enjoyable and I am sure you will, too.

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Ingredients:

Cupcakes

1 cup Unbleached Flour

1/2 cup Unsweetened Cocoa Powder

1 cup Sugar

3/4 tsp. Baking Soda

1/2 tsp. Baking Powder

1/2 tsp. Salt

1 Egg plus 1 Yolk, lightly beaten

2 Tbls. Unsalted Butter, melted

1/2 cup Buttermilk

1/2 tsp. Vanilla Extract

1/2 cup Hot Water

22 cream-filled Chocolate Sandwich Cookies

Cookies and Cream Buttercream Frosting

4 Egg Whites

1 cup Sugar

pinch of Salt

1 1/2 cups Unsalted Butter, softened

1 tsp. Vanilla Extract

2 cups finely crushed cream-filled chocolate sandwich cookies ( 20+ cookies)

This recipe makes 22 cupcakes.  Line two 12 cup muffin tins with paper liners.  In a large bowl, combine Flour, Cocoa, Sugar, Baking Soda, Baking Powder and Salt.   Add Eggs, melted Butter, Buttermilk, Vanilla and Hot Water.  Whisk until smooth.  Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

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Spoon 1 Tablespoon of batter into each muffin tin.  Use only 22 cups.  Press a cookie firmly into each cup until batter comes up sides of cookie.  Divide remaining batter evenly among cups.  Bake, rotating pans halfway through, until cupcakes are puffed and set 15 to 17 minutes.  Let cool completely in pan on wire rack.

Meanwhile, In a heatproof bowl of an electric mixer, combine Egg Whites, Sugar and Salt over a pot of simmering water (bain marie).  Whisking constantly, cook until sugar and salt dissolve and the mixture is warm to touch (about 160 degrees).

Remove from stove, using the whisk attachment, beat mixture on low speed and gradually increase to high, beating until mixture is stiff and glossy, 10 minutes or so.

With mixer on low, add Butter a bit at a time, then whisk in Vanilla.  (Here is where the batter looks curdled).

Using paddle attachment, beat buttercream until mixture is smooth. Gently fold in crushed cookies.

Put buttercream in a large piping bag fitted with 1/2 inch plain round tip or snip a ziplock bag to make a 1/2 diameter.  Pipe onto cupcakes and sprinkle with some additional crushed crumbs.

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It is a time consuming recipe but worth it. Definitely a great treat for a young person in your life.

As I always say, eat well, drink well, and live well.  Until next time.

 

 

 

 

Homemade Sandwich Cookies

Hello, again!  It’s been a while since I’ve posted.  I’ve been distracted with visitors and still cooking and baking, I just didn’t always photograph or write about it.

I have shared with you every recipe I’ve tried even if they weren’t as good as expected or even failed.  This recipe wasn’t bad but it definitely needs some fixin’.  I’m not sure that I will spend the time to better it.  I am not a big fan of eating or baking cookies.  Mind you, I will never say no to a home baked chocolate chip cookie, or really any homemade cookie.  Bakery cookies are not always up to par.  Then, there are the classics:  Chips Ahoy, Oreos, Anna’s Ginger Thins, those are yummy on occasion, but don’t read the ingredient label.  I find baking cookies to be a tedious job unless they are bars, like brownies, or chocolate chip cookies that you just spoon on the tray.  The ones you have to roll out and use a cookie cutter are too fussy for me.  It doesn’t mean I never make them but they aren’t my favorite.

Growing up we didn’t have a lot of cookies in the house.  My mom was an excellent pastry baker.  She would make palmiers, croissants, things like that from scratch.  I do have one cookie memory.  When I was 7 or 8 years old, my family went on a short vacation to Yosemite.  My family consisted of my father, mother and me.  We never went on vacations together because my mom and I would frequently travel to Argentina and spend 4 to 6 weeks there.  Airfare was not cheap and we would go every other year or so.  Family vacations never happened.  Back to the cookie part, my breakfast would usually consist of a cup with a little coffee and a lot of milk and toast or a pastry.  There was snow on the ground in Yosemite and we stayed in the cute cabins.  For breakfast, we would get in the car, our two-toned VW bus, and drive to the store where Dad would get coffee and cookies for us.  We ate in the car.  My dad was funny about restaurants and movies and, well, anything outside of the house.  I have these strong memories of my two mornings there because Dad would get me a cup of black coffee. Yikes!  No matter how much sugar I put in the coffee, I couldn’t get it to taste right.  For some reason, he would never get me cream or milk and made me drink it black.  Yuck!  The only thing that would save me were the Mother’s Striped Shortcake Cookies that he bought me to eat.  I would dunk them in the coffee, melt some of the chocolate in the cup and that was the only way I could get that coffee down.

I found this recipe in a magazine.  The idea of recreating an iconic cookie, cupcake or cake appeals to me.  I figure it will taste better if it’s homemade even if it’s not totally from scratch.  I baked this cookie from scratch but it wasn’t satisfying.  The chocolate cookie needed to have more chocolate taste and the cream filling was made mostly from shortening.  That kind of grossed me out.  I think the filling needs to be sweeter and thicker because when you bit into it, it oozed out from the sides.  Another issue was the size of the cookie.  I must admit that that was my fault.  It called for a 2 inch round cookie cutter and I used a 2 1/2 inch one.  It was too big.  Also, I would roll them out even thinner than I did this time.

So, I’m going to post the recipe and you are welcome to try it.  Maybe you can make the adjustments according to my critique.  It’s not a complete failure but when I make something from scratch, I want it to be spectacular.

Ingredients

1 1/2 cups Unbleached Flourimg_6061

1/2 cup Unsweetened Baking Cocoa

1 tsp. Baking Powder

1/4 tsp. Salt

1/2 cup Butter, softened

3/4 cup Sugar

2 Eggs

Filling

1/2 cup Shortening

1 Tbl. Vanilla

2 Tbls. Milk

3 cups Powdered Sugar

In a small bowl, thoroughly combine Flour, Cocoa, Baking Powder and Salt.

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In a large bowl, cream together Butter, Sugar and Eggs with an electric mixer.

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Fold Flour mixture into wet ingredients until dough forms a ball.

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Roll dough out onto a generously floured surface to 3/16″ thickness.

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Using a 2 inch cookie cutter and a thin spatula, place cookies on silicone or parchment-lined baking sheet about 1/2 inch apart.

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Brush flour off the tops of cookies with a pastry brush.  Paint the tops with warm water.  Bake for 15 minutes.  Let cool.

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Meanwhile, in a large bowl, with an electric mixer, cream Shortening, Vanilla and Milk.  Add Powdered Sugar and mix well.

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Put a spoonful of filling onto center of one cookie.  Place another cookie on top and lightly press together.

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That’s it!  I hope you enjoy them.

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Remember to eat well, drink well and live well.  Until next time.

 

 

 

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